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Bonne fête aux Camille !

...a God who could make good children as easily a bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it; who gave is angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body; who mouths justice, and invented hell--mouths mercy, and invented hell--mouths Golden Rules and foregiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell; who mouths morals to other people, and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts...
Mark Twain

On vote pour qui on mérite

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Bonne fête aux Calliope, Hégésippe surtout bon anniversaire à Zurix !

Americans used to roar like lions for liberty; now we bleat like sheep for security.
Norman Vincent Peale

Voici Harmony

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Bonne fête aux Adélaïde, Adon, Hildemann, Marie, Marie-Ange !

It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner.
Frank Zappa

Celle à Dudule et la moyenne

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Bonne fête aux Gorgonie, Léocadie !

Je ne suis pas énarque, je parle directement comme je suis
Jean-Pierre Raffarin

Gaston en action

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gaston-en-actionCliquez pour agrandir…

Bonne fête aux Bonaventure, Vladimir !

Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. What are you, fucking retarded? I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. You know it, but... a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Feature length? Who'd pay to see that?

Grosses bites et petits vagins

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la taille du zboubVoici tout ce que l’on doit savoir sur les dimensions de nos engins sexuels.

Bonne fête aux Aquila, Edgar, Killien, Landrade, Priscille, Tibô & Kelyan !

Il confondait "Tourte aux cailles" et Tarte aux couilles", un cuisinier s'est grièvement blessé.
Les Nuls

“Après le bal” (1897)

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Bonne fête aux Baudille, Bernardin, Outrille !

Les femmes c'est charmant, mais les chiens c'est tellement plus fidèles.
Sacha Guitry

C’est tous les jours vendredi chez le cheval fou !

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Bonne fête aux Alexandre, Caïus, Epipode, Léonide, Opportune, Sôter !

"Old theatres are irreplaceable. They could never be duplicated at today's costs - but more importantly, their spirit could not be duplicated because they remind us of a day when going to the show was a more glorious and escapist experience. I think a town's old theatres are the sanctuary of its dreams."
Roger Ebert

La contraception façon Grand-Grand-Grand-Grand-Grand-Grand-…Papa

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before condoms

Bonne fête aux Anastasie, Basilisse, César, Damien, Paterne !

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
Mark Twain

Les amours potagères

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eruca sativaSaviez-vous que la roquette était autrefois connue pour ses vertus aphrodisiaques ?

Remarquez que si elle ne l’est plus, il peut y avoir une raison… 😉

Bonne fête aux Dismas, Hermeland, Humbert !

A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes....
Mark Twain

Ne nous méprenons pas !

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