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Bonne fête aux Engelbert, Ernest, Herculan, Karine, Willibrord !

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years....
Mark Twain

On peut être Asien et con

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Name a better duo than this.

Bonne fête aux Céline, Grégoria, Luigi, Maria, Ursule, Walfroy !

Je n'oublie jamais un visage, mais pour vous, je ferai une exception.
Groucho Marx


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Bonne fête aux Agnès, Aquilin, Charles, Laure, René surtout bon anniversaire à Antman !

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job, the dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter, punks are running wild in the streets, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air's unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit and watch our tee-vees while some local newscaster tells us today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We all know things are bad. Worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything's going crazy. So we don't go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we live in gets smaller, and all we ask is please, at least leave us alone in our own living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my tee-vee and my hair-dryer and my steel- belted radials, and I won't say anything, just leave us alone. Well, I'm not going to leave you alone. I want you to get mad...

manger épicé ?

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Bonne fête aux Andronic, Denis, Gunther, Sara, Sybille !

There is no terrorist threat!
Michael Moore


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Bonne fête aux Constant, Lin, Line !

Nothing is more surprising than the easiness with which the many are governed by the few.
David Hume


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Bonne fête aux Adelphe, Jean-Gabriel, Paphnuce, Patient, Théodora, Véran, Vinciane !

I never would have agreed to the formulation of the Central Intelligence Agency back in forty-seven, if I had known it would become the American Gestapo.
Harry S Truman, 1961

Groland, le gros métrage

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Bonne fête aux Césaire, Herluin, Jeanne-Elisabeth, Natacha, Tarcisius, Tarsicius, Zéphyrin !

When you meet someone better than yourself, turn your thoughts to becoming his equal. When you meet someone not as good as you are, look within and examine your own self.

Le remède à la gueule de bois

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Bonne fête aux Cassien, Hippolyte, Radegonde, Vitalina !

There are horrible people who, instead of solving a problem, tangle it up and make it harder to solve for anyone who wants to deal with it. Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche

J'ai un peu rangé…

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Bonne fête aux Claire, Suzanne, Suzette, Suzon, Suzy surtout bon anniversaire à JYK !

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Homer Simpson

ça pique !

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Bonne fête aux Aristarque, Jean-Marie, Luan, Vianney !

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
Stephen Roberts

Coucou les revoilou !

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