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Bonne fête aux Gaïane, Honorius, Jérôme, Ours !

La vie n'imite pas l'art, elle imite la mauvaise télévision.
Woody Allen

Pas de riz, patate!

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Vu chez Dvorak, une pub pour inciter les asiatiques à bouffer des chips…

Bonne fête aux Alaric, Cyriaque, Gabriel, Michel, Raphaël surtout bon anniversaire à Kilian !

Tendance à faire souffrir
" Tiens, je t'ai acheté le dernier disque des Musclés "(un ancien ami)
Les Nuls


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Olivier a pensé à nous pendant ses vacances au soleil (ce truc haut-placé et habituellement chaud et clair qui a pris l'exécrable habitude de se cacher en été)…

Bonne fête aux Eustochium, Faust, Lioba, Lucas, Venceslas !

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had a no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
Will Hunting

Jouons avec le Bash

Filed under: Konneries — admin @ 00:00:30

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

Trouvé ici grâce à Digg.

Bonne fête aux Delphine, Elzéar, Hiltrude, Vincent !

The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else. The only real nobility is in being superior to your former self.
Whitney Young


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Sad, sad fruit

Cliquez sur le lien pour voir le site où ce chef d'oeuvre a été trouvé…

Bonne fête aux Charles, Côme, Damien, Damien, Eusèbe, Nil, René !

Why don’t we get drunk and screw?
Jimmy Buffett

Placid & Muzo (26/188)

Filed under: Konneries — admin @ 00:00:20

Placid & Muzo

Merci à P&M

Bonne fête aux Céolfrid, Hermann !

Pour moi, la femme idéale, c'est la femme corrézienne, celle de l'ancien temps, dure à la peine, qui sert les hommes à table, ne s'assied jamais avec eux et ne parle pas.
Jacques Chirac

Comment se désennuyer au boulot…

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Bonne fête aux Andoche, Géry, Mercedes, Pacifique, Silouane, Thècle, Ysarn !

"Le monde peut par conséquent saisir cette opportunité, pour remplir la promesse de longue date d'un Nouvel Ordre Mondial, où des nations diverses sont rassemblées dans une cause commune pour accomplir les aspirations universelles de l'humanité."
George Herbert Walker Bush, 41e président américain, en référence à la crise du Golfe Persique

Sacré service chez Dell

Filed under: Konneries — admin @ 00:00:57

Le service chez DellCherchez l'erreur dans la capture ci-contre… Effectuée alors que je cherche un laptop sous Windows neuf le moins cher possible pour certaines activités.

Bonne fête aux Constant, Lin, Line !

Shoplifting is a victimless crime Like punching someone in the dark


Filed under: Soft — admin @ 00:00:25

Vu sur Digg : une galerie de 51 très chouettes effets de texte…

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Bonne fête aux Maurice, Phocas, Salaberge, Silvain !

Free from desire, you realize the mystery. Caught in desire, you see only the manifestations.
Tao Te Ching

Morphing classique

Filed under: Media — admin @ 00:00:46

Trouvé chez Caplan :

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Joyeux Automne et bonne fête aux Castor, Déborah, Jonas, Lô, Matthieu !

"We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them."
Steve Jobs

L'origine du nom d'Interlaken (for Dummies)

Filed under: Pix — admin @ 00:00:16
Voici une explication plausible du nom de cette ville qu'aiment tant Japonais et Indiens (réalisé avec DoubleTake)…

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