| 2007/9/29 Bonne fête aux Alaric, Cyriaque, Gabriel, Michel, Raphaël ...et surtout bon anniversaire à Kilian ! I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones. Linus Torvalds |
Zakynthos

Olivier a pensé à nous pendant ses vacances au soleil (ce truc haut-placé et habituellement chaud et clair qui a pris l'exécrable habitude de se cacher en été)…
| 2007/9/28 Bonne fête aux Eustochium, Faust, Lioba, Lucas, Venceslas ! . . . drunks like to talk. We talked. We drank. We drank again. Blaise Cendrars, on meeting Ernest Hemingway |
Jouons avec le Bash
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink matter
matter: cannot create
Trouvé ici grâce à Digg.
| 2007/9/27 Bonne fête aux Delphine, Elzéar, Hiltrude, Vincent ! Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. Albert Einstein |
| 2007/9/26 Bonne fête aux Charles, Côme, Damien, Damien, Eusèbe, Nil, René ! L'existence, c'est comme ça : tu fais des gosses et tu attends qu'ils s'en aillent. Et puis, quand ils sont partis, tu attends qu'ils reviennent. San Antonio, San-antoniaiseries |
| 2007/9/25 Bonne fête aux Céolfrid, Hermann ! Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. Henry David Thoreau |
| 2007/9/24 Bonne fête aux Andoche, Géry, Mercedes, Pacifique, Silouane, Thècle, Ysarn ! I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life. Steve Ballmer |
Sacré service chez Dell
| 2007/9/23 Bonne fête aux Constant, Lin, Line ! The death of dogma is the birth of morality. Immanuel Kant |
| 2007/9/22 Bonne fête aux Maurice, Phocas, Salaberge, Silvain ! Je manifeste toujours tout seul. Pierre Desproges |
| 2007/9/21 Joyeux Automne et bonne fête aux Castor, Déborah, Jonas, Lô, Matthieu ! If you could be God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose? Chuck Palahniuk, in Fight Club |
L'origine du nom d'Interlaken (for Dummies)
Voici une explication plausible du nom de cette ville qu'aiment tant Japonais et Indiens (réalisé avec DoubleTake)…
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Bonne fête aux Gaïane, Honorius, Jérôme, Ours !
"We declare openly that the Arabs have no right to settle on even one centimeter of Eretz Israel... Force is all they do or ever will understand. We shall use the ultimate force until the Palestinians come crawling to us on all fours."
Rafael Eitan, Chief of Staff of the Israeli Defense Forces - Gad Becker, Yediot Ahronot 13 April 1983, New York Times 14 April 1983.