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Bonne fte aux Gaane, Honorius, Jrme, Ours !

Shoplifting is a victimless crime Like punching someone in the dark

Pas de riz, patate!

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Vu chez Dvorak, une pub pour inciter les asiatiques bouffer des chips…

Bonne fte aux Alaric, Cyriaque, Gabriel, Michel, Raphal surtout bon anniversaire Kilian !

The aphorism in which I am the first master among Germans, are the forms of "eternity"; my ambition is to say in ten sentences what everyone else says in a book - what everyone else does not say in a book.
Friedrich Nietzsche


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Olivier a pens nous pendant ses vacances au soleil (ce truc haut-plac et habituellement chaud et clair qui a pris l'excrable habitude de se cacher en t)…

Bonne fte aux Eustochium, Faust, Lioba, Lucas, Venceslas !

The trouble with Bogart is he thinks he's Bogart.
John Huston

Jouons avec le Bash

Filed under: Konneries — admin @ 00:00:30

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

Trouv ici grce Digg.

Bonne fte aux Delphine, Elzar, Hiltrude, Vincent !

If fifty million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Anatole France


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Sad, sad fruit

Cliquez sur le lien pour voir le site o ce chef d'oeuvre a t trouv…

Bonne fte aux Charles, Cme, Damien, Damien, Eusbe, Nil, Ren !

...a God who could make good children as easily a bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it; who gave is angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body; who mouths justice, and invented hell--mouths mercy, and invented hell--mouths Golden Rules and foregiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell; who mouths morals to other people, and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts...
Mark Twain

Placid & Muzo (26/188)

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Placid & Muzo

Merci P&M

Bonne fte aux Colfrid, Hermann !

Theres a phrase in Buddhism, Beginners mind. Its wonderful to have a beginners mind.
Steve Jobs

Comment se dsennuyer au boulot…

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Bonne fte aux Andoche, Gry, Mercedes, Pacifique, Silouane, Thcle, Ysarn !

C'est parce que la fortune vient en dormant que celle-ci arrive si lentement.
Alphonse Allais

Sacr service chez Dell

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Le service chez DellCherchez l'erreur dans la capture ci-contre… Effectue alors que je cherche un laptop sous Windows neuf le moins cher possible pour certaines activits.

Bonne fte aux Constant, Lin, Line !

The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.
Frank Zappa


Filed under: Soft — admin @ 00:00:25

Vu sur Digg : une galerie de 51 trs chouettes effets de texte…

effet 13effet 16effet 31effet 38

Bonne fte aux Maurice, Phocas, Salaberge, Silvain !

When art dresses in worn-out material it is most easily recognized as art.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Morphing classique

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Trouv chez Caplan :

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Joyeux Automne et bonne fte aux Castor, Dborah, Jonas, L, Matthieu !

All men are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
Ho Chi Minh, 1945, as the Democratic Republic of Vietnam was created

L'origine du nom d'Interlaken (for Dummies)

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Voici une explication plausible du nom de cette ville qu'aiment tant Japonais et Indiens (ralis avec DoubleTake)…

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