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2007/9/30
Bonne fête aux Gaïane, Honorius, Jérôme, Ours !

J'étais né pour rester jeune, et j'ai eu l'avantage de m'en apercevoir le jour où j'ai cessé de l'être.
Georges Courteline

Pas de riz, patate!

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Vu chez Dvorak, une pub pour inciter les asiatiques à bouffer des chips…




Webcam@Berninfo.ch


2007/9/29
Bonne fête aux Alaric, Cyriaque, Gabriel, Michel, Raphaël ...et surtout bon anniversaire à Kilian !

What is good? All that heightens the feeling of power, the will to power, power itself in man.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Zakynthos

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Zakynthos

Olivier a pensé à nous pendant ses vacances au soleil (ce truc haut-placé et habituellement chaud et clair qui a pris l'exécrable habitude de se cacher en été)…


2007/9/28
Bonne fête aux Eustochium, Faust, Lioba, Lucas, Venceslas !

"Chickens, pigs, and other animals—they are interesting individuals with personalities and intelligence. But if farmers did to dogs and cats what they do to animals they're raising for food, they could be prosecuted for animal abuse and locked up."
Pamela Anderson

Jouons avec le Bash

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% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

Trouvé ici grâce à Digg.


2007/9/27
Bonne fête aux Delphine, Elzéar, Hiltrude, Vincent !

They that die by famine die by inches.
Matthew Henry

Fruito-roman

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Sad, sad fruit

Cliquez sur le lien pour voir le site où ce chef d'oeuvre a été trouvé…


2007/9/26
Bonne fête aux Charles, Côme, Damien, Damien, Eusèbe, Nil, René !

Generosity is not giving me that which I need more than you do, but it is giving me that which you need more than I do.
Kahlil Gibran

Placid & Muzo (26/188)

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Placid & Muzo

Merci à P&M


2007/9/25
Bonne fête aux Céolfrid, Hermann !

Some Scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Frank Zappa

Comment se désennuyer au boulot…

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2007/9/24
Bonne fête aux Andoche, Géry, Mercedes, Pacifique, Silouane, Thècle, Ysarn !

Many public-school children seem to know only two dates--1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion....
Mark Twain

Sacré service chez Dell

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Le service chez DellCherchez l'erreur dans la capture ci-contre… Effectuée alors que je cherche un laptop sous Windows neuf le moins cher possible pour certaines activités.



2007/9/23
Bonne fête aux Constant, Lin, Line !

Quand un philosophe me répond, je ne comprends plus ma question.
Pierre Desproges

Photoshopping

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Vu sur Digg : une galerie de 51 très chouettes effets de texte…

effet 13effet 16effet 31effet 38



2007/9/22
Bonne fête aux Maurice, Phocas, Salaberge, Silvain !

Are you a slave? If so, you cannot be a friend. Are you a tyrant? If so, you cannot have friends. In woman, a slave and a tyrant have all too long been concealed. For that reason, woman is not yet capable of friendship: she knows only love. In a woman's love is injustice and blindness towards all that she does not love. And in the enlightened love of a woman, too, there is still the unexpected attack and lightning and night, along with the light. Woman is not yet capable of friendship: women are still cats and birds. Or, at best, cows. Woman is not yet capable of friendship. But tell me, you men, which of you is yet capable of friendship?
Nietzsche

Morphing classique

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Trouvé chez Caplan :

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2007/9/21
Joyeux Automne et bonne fête aux Castor, Déborah, Jonas, Lô, Matthieu !

Tout le monde peut séduire. La preuve, il y a des enfants partout...
Jacques Dutronc

L'origine du nom d'Interlaken (for Dummies)

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Voici une explication plausible du nom de cette ville qu'aiment tant Japonais et Indiens (réalisé avec DoubleTake)…


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