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2007/9/30
Bonne fête aux Gaïane, Honorius, Jérôme, Ours !

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Steven Wright

Pas de riz, patate!

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Vu chez Dvorak, une pub pour inciter les asiatiques à bouffer des chips…




Webcam@Berninfo.ch


2007/9/29
Bonne fête aux Alaric, Cyriaque, Gabriel, Michel, Raphaël ...et surtout bon anniversaire à Kilian !

Le grand pied
La jeune fille retrouvée nue en haut d'un pin au sommet de la dune du Pilat, encore secouée de spasmes, un large sourire de jouissance béat aux lèvres, venait de se baigner dans l'océan. Profitant de la solitude de l'endroit, elle s'était accroupie dans l'eau afin d'y faire son petit besoin. C'est à cet instant que le poisson-torpille a chargé.
Les Nuls

Zakynthos

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Zakynthos

Olivier a pensé à nous pendant ses vacances au soleil (ce truc haut-placé et habituellement chaud et clair qui a pris l'exécrable habitude de se cacher en été)…


2007/9/28
Bonne fête aux Eustochium, Faust, Lioba, Lucas, Venceslas !

You find as you look around the world that every single bit of progress in humane feeling, every improvement in the criminal law, every step toward the diminution of war, every step toward better treatment of the colored races, or every mitigation of slavery, every moral progress that there has been in the world, has been consistently opposed by the organized churches of the world. I say quite deliberately that the Christian religion, as organized in its churches, has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world.
Bertrand Russell

Jouons avec le Bash

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% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

Trouvé ici grâce à Digg.


2007/9/27
Bonne fête aux Delphine, Elzéar, Hiltrude, Vincent !

If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
Thomas Szasz

Fruito-roman

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Sad, sad fruit

Cliquez sur le lien pour voir le site où ce chef d'oeuvre a été trouvé…


2007/9/26
Bonne fête aux Charles, Côme, Damien, Damien, Eusèbe, Nil, René !

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
Chuck Palahniuk, in Fight Club

Placid & Muzo (26/188)

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Placid & Muzo

Merci à P&M


2007/9/25
Bonne fête aux Céolfrid, Hermann !

La popularité, c'est d'éternuer à l'écran et de recevoir le lendemain des centaines de cartes postales avec écrit : "A vos souhaits".
Léon Zitrone

Comment se désennuyer au boulot…

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2007/9/24
Bonne fête aux Andoche, Géry, Mercedes, Pacifique, Silouane, Thècle, Ysarn !

I've always lived cheaply. I live like a student, basically. And I like that because it means that money is not telling me what to do. I can do what I think is important for me to do. It freed me to do what seemed worth doing. So make a real effort to avoid getting sucked into all of the expensive lifestyle habits of typical Americans ... because, if you do that, then the people with the money will dictate what you do with your life. You won't be able to do what's really important to you.
Richard Stallman

Sacré service chez Dell

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Le service chez DellCherchez l'erreur dans la capture ci-contre… Effectuée alors que je cherche un laptop sous Windows neuf le moins cher possible pour certaines activités.



2007/9/23
Bonne fête aux Constant, Lin, Line !

"L'humour juif, c'est de faire rire avec une histoire qui a un double sens et qu'on ne comprend qu'à moitié."
Popeck

Photoshopping

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Vu sur Digg : une galerie de 51 très chouettes effets de texte…

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2007/9/22
Bonne fête aux Maurice, Phocas, Salaberge, Silvain !

It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
a customer (Clerks)

Morphing classique

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Trouvé chez Caplan :

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2007/9/21
Joyeux Automne et bonne fête aux Castor, Déborah, Jonas, Lô, Matthieu !

...a God who could make good children as easily a bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it; who gave is angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body; who mouths justice, and invented hell--mouths mercy, and invented hell--mouths Golden Rules and foregiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell; who mouths morals to other people, and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts...
Mark Twain

L'origine du nom d'Interlaken (for Dummies)

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Voici une explication plausible du nom de cette ville qu'aiment tant Japonais et Indiens (réalisé avec DoubleTake)…


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