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Bonne fête aux Aphrodise, Eutrope, Joseph-Benoît, Robert !

Dans sa volonté de supprimer les intermédiaires, il cherchait le moyen de passer directement du foin au lait sans passer par la vache.
Alphonse Allais

Placid & Muzo (57/188)

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Placid & Muzo

Merci à P&M

Bonne fête aux Ava !

There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!
Frank Zappa

Sex And The Matrix

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Pour les fan de Matrix et de Sex and the City :

Bonne fête aux Louis-Marie, Pierre-Marie, Théodora, Valérie !

The best author will be the one who is ashamed to become a writer.
Friedrich Nietzsche

5 nouveaux panoramas sur GNUArt

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Bon, ben voilà : 5 nouveaux panoramas, entre 8 et 16000 points de large ou quelque chose comme ça… C’est ici.



Berner Altstadt

Berne & Aar


Bonne fête aux Anthime, Zita surtout bon anniversaire à Kty !

Je désire être incinéré et je veux que 10 % de mes cendres soient versées à mon impresario.
Groucho Marx

Perl avoue le glitch ?

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Voici ce que ça donne quand l’auteur d’un slogan ne maîtrise pas la langue qu’il utilise…

Bonne fête aux Alda, Paschase, Riquier !

Luxure : 1 + 1 = 69.
Raymond Queneau

“George W Bush doit mourir”

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Bonne fête aux Ermin, Héribald, Marc !

Dans sa volonté de supprimer les intermédiaires, il cherchait le moyen de passer directement du foin au lait sans passer par la vache.
Alphonse Allais

Plein de flingues

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Voici la “Beauté nihiliste des armes arrangées de façon géométrique“…

Bonne fête aux Egbert, Euphrasie, Fidèle, Marie-Euphrasie, Mellitus, Robert !

'When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in the L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.'
Vice President Dan Quayle


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Pour les DOSBOXiens !

Cannon Fodder

Se joue à la souris ou au clavier…

Bonne fête aux Adalbert, Egide, Georges !

I own it to be my opinion, that good will arise from the destruction of our credit. I see nothing else which can restrain our disposition to luxury, and to the change of those manners which alone can preserve republican government. As it is impossible to prevent credit, the best way would be to cure its ill effects by giving an instantaneous recovery to the creditor. This would be reducing purchases on credit to purchases for ready money. A man would then see a prison painted on everything he wished, but had not ready money to pay for.
Thomas Jefferson to Archibald Stuart, 1786.

Placid & Muzo (56/188)

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Placid & Muzo

Merci à P&M

Bonne fête aux Alexandre, Caïus, Epipode, Léonide, Opportune, Sôter !

I realize that there are some businessmen who feel only they want to be left alone, that Government and politics are none of their affairs, that the balance sheet and profit rate of their own corporation are of more importance than the worldwide balance of power or the Nationwide rate of unemployment. But I hope it is not rushing the season to recall to you the passage from Dickens' "Christmas Carol" in which Ebenezer Scrooge is terrified by the ghosts of his former partner, Jacob Marley, and Scrooge, appalled by Marley's story of ceaseless wandering, cries out, "But you were always a good man of business, Jacob." And the ghost of Marley, his legs bound by a chain of ledger books and cash boxes, replied, "Business? Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business. Charity, mercy, forbearance and benevolence were all my business. The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!"

Members and guests of the Florida State Chamber of Commerce, whether we work in the White House or the State House or in a house of industry or commerce, mankind is our business. And if we work in harmony, if we understand the problems of each other and the responsibilities that each of us bears, then surely the business of mankind will prosper. And your children and mine will move ahead in a securer world, and one in which there is opportunity for them all.
JFK, Florida Chamber of Commerce, November 18th, 1963


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Bonne fête aux Anselme !

Quelle différence y a-t-il entre l'abominable homme des neiges et l'abominable femme des neiges ? Une abominable paire de couilles !

La disparition des abeilles expliquée

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Abeilles mortesC’est bien entendu la faute d’Amerloques…

Ceux-ci sont plus gratinés que la moyenne, vous verrez pourquoi ici.

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