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Bonne fête aux Marcella, Tobie !

I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's f@#$ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government f@#%s in the a*# on a regular basis… And as for this non-college bulls@#% I got two words for that: learn to f@#$%*' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big f@#$%*' surprise.
Mr. Pink

Après l'heure v2012.0

Filed under: Promotion — admin @ 00:00:58

Bonne fête aux Armentaire, Jacinthe, Martine !

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Casey Stengel

Living in the past

Filed under: Société — admin @ 00:00:31

Petite expérience de vie paléontologique effectuée dans les années 1970…

Bonne fête aux Gentile, Gildas, Sulpice !

Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Vacances forever

Filed under: webcomic — admin @ 00:00:13

J'ai vu ce webcomic plusieurs fois et à chaque fois il disparait, donc je le colle ici même si je reconnais le caractère irréalisable de ce genre de rebellion.

Bonne fête aux Charlemagne, Ephrem, Valère !

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had a no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
Will Hunting


Filed under: Oldies — admin @ 00:00:36

Sympathique petite galerie d'affiches revisitées à l'ancienne trouvée ici par Kty…

Bonne fête aux Angèle, Dévote, Julien, Vitalien !

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.
Thomas Huxley

Granny or Tranny?

Filed under: Friday Wear — admin @ 00:00:37

Un petit quiz sympa où il est question de déterminer si la personne prise en photo est une grand-mère (Granny) ou un travesti…

Essayez aussi leurs autres jeux!

Bonne fête aux Albéric, Ammonas, Mélanie, Paula, Pauline, Timothée, Tite, Xénophon !

S'il fallait tolérer aux autres tout ce qu'on se permet à soi-même, la vie ne serait plus tenable.
Georges Courteline

13 à table

Filed under: Konneries — admin @ 00:00:48

Very Bad Blagues – Quand on est Apôtre par Palmashow

Bonne fête aux Ananie, Apollos, Artémas, Poppon !

"L'opinion publique est la clé. Avec l'opinion publique, rien ne peut faillir. Sans lui, rien ne peut réussir. Celui qui manipule les opinions est plus important que celui qui applique les lois."
Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865), 16e président américain


Filed under: phylactèreries — admin @ 00:00:17

Bonne fête aux Babylas, François, Théoxane !

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
George Bernard Shaw

Riusuke Fukahori

Filed under: Galeries — admin @ 00:00:30

Riusuke Fukahori est un peintre japonais auquel on doit de jolies créations tridimensionnelles, telle celle ci-dessous, qu'il réalise à la main en empilant les couches de résine les unes sur les autres…

Vidéo explicative ici.

Bonne fête aux Barnard, Emérentienne, Ildefonse !

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Samuel Johnson, English lexicographer, to which Ambrose Bierce replied: ‘I beg to submit that it is the first.’

Tournons la page

Filed under: Hard — admin @ 00:00:43

Merci à Kty!

Bonne fête aux Blésille, Brithwolt, Timothée, Vincent !

'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.'
Vice President Dan Quayle

La France vue par…

Filed under: Konneries — admin @ 00:00:29

Voici une petite série sympa: "La France vue par…".

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