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Bonne fête aux Acace, Amos, Balbine, Benjamin !

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had a no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
Will Hunting

Ferris Club

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Bonne fête aux Amédée et aux Amadeus !

No public interest is anything other or nobler than a massed accumulation of private interests....
Mark Twain

Fart wars

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Cliquez sur la photo pour avoir l’album complet dans l’ordre…

Bonne fête aux Archibald, Eustase, Gladys, Pasteur, Rupert, Saturus !

People who have given us their complete confidence believe that they have a right to ours. The inference is false, a gift confers no rights.
Friedrich Nietzsche


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Merci à Ptisuix!

RUIN from OddBall Animation on Vimeo.

Bonne fête aux Gontran, Jeanne-Marie, Spes, Venturino !

"I was recently at a conference with John Dugard, who is now the Special Rapporteur of the UN Commission on Human Rights for the Occupations Palestinian Territories, and is originally from South Africa. He was (jokingly) offended that apartheid was being maligned [by its comparison the Israeli occupation]. In South Africa you didn’t have apartheid on the roads, you didn’t have walls being constructed… "
Jessica Montell, September 21, 2003


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Bonne fête aux Habib, Mathieu !

I do not read advertisements. I would spend all of my time wanting things.
Franz Kafka


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Merci à Antman!

Bonne fête aux Braulio, Lara, Larissa, Ludger, Pons !

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents-- because they have a tame child-creature in their house.
Frank Zappa

Quand la pompe prend un coup

Filed under: Science — admin @ 00:00:19

Un prof de lettres explique comment il s’y est pris pour piéger ses élèves qui avaient un peu trop tendance a recopier inconsidérément ce qu’ils trouvaient sur Internet dans leurs devoirs…

Bonne fête aux Dismas, Hermeland, Humbert !

Don't worry Craig (David), there's a lot of slappers here tonight - mentioning no names, Atomic Kitten.
Ali G., during the 2001 MTV Awards Ceremony

Bientôt le scrutin

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Plus que 4 semaines avant le vote…

Si vous ne savez pas où vous en êtes, cliquez ici.

Bonne fête aux Aldemar !

Je commence à être vieux, ce qui signifie que je finis par l'être.
San Antonio, Extrait du numéro spécial Libération - A quoi pensez-vous ?

Le sismographe chinois antique

Filed under: Hard — admin @ 00:00:53

Voici, datant de l’an 132, le premier sismographe.

Dans l’article figure également sa façon de fonctionner.

Bonne fête aux Annonciade, Rebecca, Victorien !

"Forget all the excuses, 'the childish fascination' and 'the all embracing humility', for this is my confession, black on white: I, Lars von Trier, am but a simple masturbator of the silver screen."

trop beau pour être vrai

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La jolie illustration ci-après, ainsi que ces autres n’est pas le résultat du travail d’un talentueux macrophotographe. Elle est le travail d’un non moins talentueux concepteur 3D. Suivez le lien “CGI”…

Bonne fête aux Déogratias, Epaphrodite, Léa !

Always remember you are a totally unique individual; just like everyone else.

“T’as pas lu Vénilia ?”

Filed under: Oldies — admin @ 00:00:23

Papier Peint Des Années 70” est un site marchand proposant ces si surprenantes décorations murales d’antan.

Le plus étonnant est qu’on finit par leur trouver du charme…

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