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2015/1/31
Bonne fête aux Marcella, Tobie !

J'ai souvent remarqué, pour ma part, que les cocus épousent de préférence les femmes adultères.
Alphonse Allais

La Barbie "normale"

Filed under: Société — admin @ 00:00:41

pas barbieVoici un article décrivant le projet consistant à développer une poupée façon-Barbie aux proportions normales et autres défauts naturels.




Webcam@Berninfo.ch


2015/1/30
Bonne fête aux Armentaire, Jacinthe, Martine !

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.
Leonardo da Vinci

Haltérophilie vaginale

Filed under: Friday Wear — admin @ 00:00:52

Kim Anami, Vagina Weight Lifter, Is Travelling The World To Show Off Her SkillsVoici un article sur la championne du monde d'une nouvelle discipline consistant à soulever des poids en en serrant l'attache dans son vagin (discipline dont son exclus les hommes, hélas pour nos amis machos).

À quand l'épaulé-jeté ?



2015/1/29
Bonne fête aux Gentile, Gildas, Sulpice !

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had a no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
Will Hunting

Quelques photos historiques rares

Filed under: Oldies — admin @ 00:00:22



2015/1/28
Bonne fête aux Charlemagne, Ephrem, Valère !

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
George Walker Bush

lemmyerie

Filed under: phylactèreries — admin @ 00:00:10

lemmyerie



2015/1/27
Bonne fête aux Angèle, Dévote, Julien, Vitalien !

Nothing brings people together more, than mutual hatred.
Henry Rollins

Jean-Marie Loret

Filed under: wiki — admin @ 00:00:48

jm loret et son papaJean-Marie Loret, né le 25 mars 19181 à Seboncourt (Aisne) et mort en 1985 à Saint-Quentin (Aisne), est un Français qui affirma être le fils illégitime d’Adolf Hitler. Selon lui, sa mère aurait eu une liaison avec le jeune soldat Hitler quand au cours de la Première Guerre mondiale, le régiment bavarois de celui-ci vint en repos dans le village de Fournes-en-Weppes (sud-ouest de Lille) alors à l'arrière du front.



2015/1/26
Bonne fête aux Albéric, Ammonas, Mélanie, Paula, Pauline, Timothée, Tite, Xénophon !

Le grand chic au restau quand on s'envoie de la sauce sur la cravate, c'est de s'en mettre aussi un peu sur la pochette.
Jean Yanne

Le Graphène

Filed under: Tompox — admin @ 00:00:12

pedalier prepedalier loop
Tompox a sorti un nouveau morceau : "Le Graphène"



2015/1/25
Bonne fête aux Ananie, Apollos, Artémas, Poppon !

The distribution system seems to be set up to turn every multiplex in this country into an idiot's convention.
Roger Ebert

Na!

Filed under: webcomic — admin @ 00:00:34

1558_valeurs_actuellesVoici le blog du dessinateur Na!.

Merci à jicécé!


2015/1/24
Bonne fête aux Babylas, François, Théoxane !

Nothing unites the English like war. Nothing divides them like Picasso.
Hugh Mills

31 et les nombres de Mersenne

Filed under: youtuberie — admin @ 00:00:54



2015/1/23
Bonne fête aux Barnard, Emérentienne, Ildefonse !

La femme est le chef-d'oeuvre de Dieu surtout quand elle a le diable au corps.
Alphonse Allais

Quelques trucs

Filed under: Techno — admin @ 00:00:36

Voici une liste de trucs de chez Cracked.

trucs



2015/1/22
Bonne fête aux Blésille, Brithwolt, Timothée, Vincent !

Les tarifs de chemins de fer sont aménagés d’une manière imbécile. On devrait faire payer des suppléments pour les retours... puisque les gens sont forcés de revenir.
Alphonse Allais

Les motifs de Chiadni

Filed under: Science — admin @ 00:00:14

bowing chladni plateVoici un chouette article décrivant cet intéressant phénomène vibratoire.



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