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Bonne fête aux Aphrodise, Eutrope, Joseph-Benoît, Robert !

Where ever you're going, don't walk the first. If you do, people will think you know where you're going.
Frank Zappa


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Trouvé ici.

Bonne fête aux Ava !

Il vaut mieux passer à La Poste hériter qu'à la postérité!
Alphonse Allais


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Bonne fête aux Louis-Marie, Pierre-Marie, Théodora, Valérie !

Les vieux adorent manger des cacahuètes. ça leur rappelle leurs dents.
Jean Yanne

Introduction à la diète cétogène

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Pain_ketoLa diète cétogène nous ramène il y a quelques siècles, à l'époque où on ne se bourrait pas de sucre ou de fruits importés, et où le pain blanc était rare.

Voici un sympathique guide en français décrivant ce qu'il est possible de consommer, comme ça vous ne serez pas trop surpris si vous m'invitez à manger (21 mois de ce régime à ce jour).

Bonne fête aux Anthime, Zita surtout bon anniversaire à Kty !

Est-ce que j'ai l'air d'un psychosé ?
Jean-Pierre Raffarin

Ze pomme watche

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Bonne fête aux Alda, Paschase, Riquier !

Everyone laughs and cries in the same language.

Se saper comme un pro

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Professional style made easy

Bonne fête aux Ermin, Héribald, Marc !

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had a no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
Will Hunting

Fréquences d'apparition des lettres de l'alphabet par langue

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frequencesCliquez pour agrandir…

Bonne fête aux Egbert, Euphrasie, Fidèle, Marie-Euphrasie, Mellitus, Robert !

I would have made a good pope.
Richard Nixon


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Bonne fête aux Adalbert, Egide, Georges !

I never would have agreed to the formulation of the Central Intelligence Agency back in forty-seven, if I had known it would become the American Gestapo.
Harry S Truman, 1961


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chichi gabonVoici une application qui amusera beaucoup fans et détracteurs de l'ancien président français.

Bonne fête aux Alexandre, Caïus, Epipode, Léonide, Opportune, Sôter ! possible combination of known substances, known forms of machinery, and known forms of force, can be united in a practical machine by which man shall fly long distances through the air...
Simon Newcomb (1835-1909), astronomer, head of the U.S. Naval Observatory


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Bonne fête aux Anselme !

We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us.
Joseph Campbell

Comment se faire son bras robot soi-même

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