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Bonne fête aux Alain, Colombe, Sylvestre, Sylvie !

"Il y une chose pire encore que l'infâmie des chaînes, c'est de ne plus en sentir le poids."
Gérard Bauër (1888-1967), écrivain Français

NEWSTED – Soldierhead (Official Video)

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Bonne fête aux Roger !

Washington, D.C.: a city infested with statues - and Congressional Blow-Boys who WISH they were statues.
Frank Zappa


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Bonne fête aux David, Evroult, Trophime surtout bon anniversaire à PP !

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had a no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
Will Hunting

Bethany Hamilton

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Bonne fête aux Gaspard, Innocent !

I can envision a small cottage somewhere, with a lot of writing paper, and a dog, and a fireplace and maybe enough money to give myself some Irish coffee now and then and entertain my two friends.
Richard Van de Geer, letter, 1975, last American to die in Vietnam War, Time, 1985

lapin compris

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connerie_affligeanteNous avons trouvé ceci dans une revue people qu'un parent de patient aura subrepticement laissée dans la salle d'attente du cab.

C'est aussi nul que WTF, ou alors il faut qu'on nous explique.

Bonne fête aux Fabiola, Jean surtout bon anniversaire à Petisuix et à Marie !

I am amazed how many people on this planet are happy and free and never even saw the US constitution.

Lost in Chargé

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Bonne fête aux Etienne !

You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
Homer Simpson

Jack l'aiguilleur

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jack l'aiguilleurA la fin du XIX ème siècle, une petite gare d’Afrique du sud devint célèbre dans le monde entier grâce à l’un de ses aiguilleurs, prénommé Jack. Ses méthodes de travail n’étaient pourtant pas différentes de celles de ses collègues, mais Jack avait une particularité unique dans le métier : c’était un singe.

Joyeux Noël et bonne fête aux Adalsinde, Emmanuel, Eugénie, Jacopone, Jésus, Noël !

En bref
Un boeing qui sautait sur place en tenant des propos vaseux a attiré l'attention d'un douanier. Après dix minutes d’investigation, la brigade anti-drogue a trouvé 10 kilos de cocaïne dans le nez de l'appareil.
Les Nuls


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Bonne fête aux Adèle, Delphin !

Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?

Un peu de tourisme en Ex-Yougoslavie

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Voici une galerie de monuments abandonnés datant de la dictature communiste en ex-Yougoslavie.


Bonne fête aux Armand, Thorlak !

"Les Riches sont facilement gros car ils savent que quand ils veulent ils s'achètent la ceinture qui rend maigre"
Didier Super

Paul Adenot: Elements of Dance Music – JSConf.Asia 2015

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Merci à Habett!

Bonne fête aux Adam, Françoise-Xavière, Jutta !

"Nous disons aux gens ce qu'ils ont besoin de savoir, pas ce qu'ils veulent savoir."
Frank Sesno, vice-président du réseau CNN News

ZSH: l'antisèche

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why-zsh-is-cooler-than-your-shell-1-638Voici une chouette antisèche pour explorer d'avantage ZSH (source) !

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