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Bonne fête aux Ignace, Néot !

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had a no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
Will Hunting

100 poireaux

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Bonne fête aux Abdon, Juliette, Maxima !

La vie n'imite pas l'art, elle imite la mauvaise télévision.
Woody Allen

Passage en mode vacances

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Une image par ci/par là…

Bonne fête aux Béatrix, Loup, Marthe, Olav !

"Pour pouvoir devenir le maître, le politicien se fait passer pour le servant."
Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), Général et Président Français

La Rage Dedans

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mon studio de dessous de deux sous

Tompox revient avec"La Rage Dedans" (MP3), une amusette thrash.

Bonne fête aux Nazaire, Samson !

Il faut éviter le paradoxe, comme une fille publique qu'il est, avec laquelle on couche à l'occasion, pour rire, mais qu'un fou, seul, épouserait.
Georges Courteline

Comment fumer ?

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Bonne fête aux Célestin, Nathalie, Pantaléon !

"I shouldn't make movies anymore. I should go to a lunatic asylum."
Werner Herzog - during the making of Fitzcarraldo

Mozart "The Marriage of Figaro: Duettino – Sull'aria" performed by Edith Mathis, Gundula Janowitz

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Bonne fête aux Anne, Bartholomée, Eraste, Joachim, Joris !

Silent Bob here's an electrical genius. He won the science fair in eighth grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit.The mother fucker's like MacGyver. No, the mother fucker's *better than* MacGyver.

Bonne fête, Anne !

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Bonne fête aux Jacques, Valentine !

Je vous recommande la positive attitude
Jean-Pierre Raffarin

bidouilles culinaires

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Bonne fête aux Christine, Ségolène !

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
Friedrich Nietzsche

L'Enfer de Dante

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Voici la carte de cet Enfer.

Bonne fête aux Brigitte, Liboire !

l'intellectuel a beau etre assis et le con en marche, je les aime aussi vite
Gérard Pacs

Les blagues de (feu) Lemmy

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Bonne fête aux Madeleine, Ménélé, Wandrille !

We think basically you watch television to turn your brain off, and you work on your computer when you want to turn your brain on.
Steve Jobs

Les mecs viennent de… ?

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